My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
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dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
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Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
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