TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
What a dumb baby whore.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
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