It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
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