That fat broad you banged out last night is still here and I can hear her snoring through the living room wall. I would leave, but I don't want to come home to an empty fridge.
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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