The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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