Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
handjob tips. give me some.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
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eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
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I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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