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I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
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Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
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After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
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