Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
The Olympian is in my bed
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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