she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
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I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
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Do you remember whose house we're in?
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Will exercising make me less horny?
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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