Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
Panties = found
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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