You're so nebulous sometimes
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
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I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
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Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I just had sex on a roof
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
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