I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
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I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
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When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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