I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
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