erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
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do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
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mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
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Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
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