I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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