Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
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The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
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I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
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