You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
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