I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
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