Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
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He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
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I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
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