Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
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i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
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I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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