operation have a gay friend backfired
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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