careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
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Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
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We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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