There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
Randomize
