This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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