You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
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Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
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His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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