I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
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Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
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So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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