end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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