Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
We need a shit load of segways right now
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
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