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I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
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