once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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