Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
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I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
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Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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