I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
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