it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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