Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
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you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
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You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
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