just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
We had to coat check the pizza.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
Randomize
