Non-Jews are for practice
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
Randomize