Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
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