drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
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Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
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Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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