Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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