If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
So squirting runs in the family.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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