last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
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level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
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My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
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