i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
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His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
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i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
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