It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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