Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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