normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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