i just pissed myself at work. maybe they'll buy the old coffee spill trick
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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