yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷ðŸ»â€â™€ï¸
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