your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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