I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
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