I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
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you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
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YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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