the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Randomize
