i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
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