spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
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