I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
either way he was missing a nipple.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
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I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
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He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
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